Oh also El doesn’t have her powers anymore? I can’t remember why and it ultimately doesn’t matter but after being severely bullied without any administrative intervention, she tries to zap (or whatever?) Angela and it just turns into her looking more like a freak. This is one of these characters who is just mean and awful for no reason and everyone just lets her be mean and awful and UGH ANGELA.Įl really should rethink her bang choices and diorama choices because Angela is absolutely going to destroy both. WHAT A TIME! Will’s bowlcut has never been worse and El’s wig is, well, a variation on a theme of Winona’s? ALSO THEY ARE WILDLY UNPOPULAR AT SCHOOL.Įnter “popular girl” Angela (OF COURSE HER NAME IS ANGELA) in what can only be described as a Regina George knockoff wig by which I mean: IT’S DRIED OUT AND AS HORRIBLE AS HER. El, Will, and Will’s brother (I DON’T CARE ABOUT HIS NAME!) have relocated to California where Winona Ryder’s season 4 wig is supporting 3 teenagers by (poorly!) selling Encyclopedia Brittanicas over the phone. It’s 1986 and everything is just SO 1986 BABY. We begin in 1979 (sure!) as we go through the mundane and nerdy morning routine of none other than MATTHEW MODINE (and his off-brand Ted Danson wig!), the scientist baddy from season 1 (I THINK?) who had a really effed up paternal relationship with El and apparently lots of other kids who were (DUN DUN DUN) MURDERED BY EL!!!! This can’t possibly be true and if it is I guess whatever? Anyway, roll credits! Also apparently this is only part 1 of season 4 because sure? Let’s discuss!

We meet again, Stranger Things! It’s been 3 years/entire lifetimes since we traveled to Hawkins, Indiana and I honestly don’t care to research where we left off so a lot of my facts on this might be off and who cares? Other than some truly overprocessed wigs, demogorgon feelings, and a mall implosion, I’m pretty sure it doesn’t matter what I can and cannot remember nor will it affect my episodic judgment of these wigs.

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